Tinder Carpet Puns

On tuesday an imgur user uploaded a series of screenshots documenting the pun derful exchange between clive the carpet and the tinder match of his dreams.

Tinder carpet puns.

Clive is just your average joe looking. Here s how a couple of witty tinder users opened sarah and mechelle. A tinder conversation held entirely through carpet based puns you may laugh you may groan but most of all you ll admire the dedication to carpet based punnery this couple has during their conversation on tinder. Tinder can be a scary place but not when you embark on conversations made up entirely of carpet puns which this imgur user did with great results.

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. While puns might not be everyone s cup of tea they ll certainly make you more memorable than most. If you have any experience at all with the massively. 30 tinder pick up puns that are so bad you can t help but laugh by mandy kennedy.

If you put your ear against it and listened closely you could smell the sea. Wading into the deep and dark waters of tinder takes courage and strength but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick up lines known to humankind awaits you there. This girl i met on tinder had a tattoo of a seashell on her innerthigh. This week s puns and one liners are on the theme of carpet jokes so they should cover quite a lot as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality a friend of mine is a carpet fitter.

With 43 billion matches to date tinder is the world s most popular dating app making it the place to meet new people. My tinder bio says that i have a corner office with views of the entire city drive a 500 000 vehicle and that i m paid to travel. Police think it was the work of rug addicts. A tinder user created a profile for a carpet called clive listing his likes as vacuuming and shampooing and his dislikes as red wine and dirty shoes let the punning.

Name puns are slightly overused but that s only because they work quite well on tinder.